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01 October 2006 @ 05:56 pm
Internet quizes for the win  
OK. This is just too amazing. I'm going to keep entering in things because their first-shot headlines are so freaking amazing.

NOTE: These are fo seriously the first headlines that popped up for each given name.


Jesus is GOD
How could we have missed it all this time?

Wally raised the dead
In his new kick-ass zombie movie

Harry Potter fought Jet Li to the death
Memorials will be held for Harry Potter tomorrow

Mrs. Seep walked on water
Seep only fell in after looking down cartoon-style

Harrison and Libby threw their shoe at a lighthouse
The lighthouse toppled over killing 3 people

Your mom threw her shoe at a lighthouse
The lighthouse toppled over killing 3 people

La madre de Axel blew up the OC
Using only her mind; millions dead

Carl Rove invented a cure for the peanut allergy
However, the cure is also poison to humans

Roxas discovered the meaning of life
To eat as many hotdogs as you can

Sora ate 27 hotdogs in 5 minutes
Sora died 3 minutes later

Jones soda claimed the sky was falling
We should have believed Jones soda

Alphonse needs a new heart
Alphonse is going to see the Wizard about it on Thursday

Hughes points gun at George W. Bush
Bush freaked and had his bodyguards beat up Hughes

Lu Bu dives off building
And misses the pool by mere inches

Nobunaga dives off building
And misses the pool by mere inches

Sid was crowned as royalty
After taking over the world and declaring himself Overlord

You have sucessfully bred the first chuman
Chimps and humans, finally together again


Ah the joys of the internet quiz.
 
 
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Aaron M.[info]doctor_roffles on October 2nd, 2006 07:07 am (UTC)
...the rest of them were eh, but the first one? Holy crap. That is pure unadulterated awesome. It also raises the question: how could we have missed it all this time?

I am Lassie.: Crazy New Who[info]dulcegurl58 on October 3rd, 2006 01:01 am (UTC)
:D Who knows . . . Who knows . . .

No, really. Dr. Who knows all.
[info]irish_enigma on October 4th, 2006 03:43 am (UTC)
AH!
OM JESUS! MOOOOORE JESUS jebus jesus jeeezooos juicy jews jebullijebus JESUS HEEEEY ZEUS!...pls dont hit me with your bibble..(btw bible should really be pronounced bib-bull...or possibly bib-bull-y :D)
oops forgot to say
my favorite was sora eating the hot dogs..then he died 3 minutes later..VERY funny :P
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